You'll never find these wee buggers in the munchies aisle of your favourite supermarket!
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- 1Take off the peanuts clothes do this after the kids have gone to bed so that they are not aware of any indecent behaviour in your house.
- 2Throw their clothes in the trash they wont ever be needing them again.
- 3Deep-fry the now-naked nuts, for only a minute or two, in a wire basket in oil thats as hot as a Chinese fire-cracker on the 4th of July.
- 4Drain the now-not-so-naked but badly-sunburned nuts for just a few seconds in the wire basket dont be a woos and use anything absorbent for this purpose.
- 5While they are still very warm and oily, sprinkle them with sea salt and cayenne pepper, and shake them up so that they all get coated.
- 6Store them in sterile or very clean glass jars with tight-fitting lids.
- 7Optional pop a stick of cinnamon or a few whole cloves in each jar.
- 8Optional fool your family and/or guests by putting them in an empty Planters (or other brand) peanuts jar that is labelled Honey-roasted and then watch their faces as they munch on something that tastes nothing like what they expected!
- 9Serve with cocktails or ice-cold beer.
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Nutritional Facts for Hot Fried Non-Nudist Peanuts
Serving Size: 1 (28 g)
Servings Per Recipe: 4
- Amount Per Serving
- % Daily Value
- Calories 321.4
- Calories from Fat 251
- Total Fat 27.9 g
- Saturated Fat 3.8 g
- Cholesterol 0.0 mg
- Sodium 10.2 mg
- Total Carbohydrate 9.1 g
- Dietary Fiber 4.8 g
- Sugars 2.2 g
- Protein 14.6 g