Take off the peanuts clothes do this after the kids have gone to bed so that they are not aware of any indecent behaviour in your house.
Throw their clothes in the trash they wont ever be needing them again.
Deep-fry the now-naked nuts, for only a minute or two, in a wire basket in oil thats as hot as a Chinese fire-cracker on the 4th of July.
Drain the now-not-so-naked but badly-sunburned nuts for just a few seconds in the wire basket dont be a woos and use anything absorbent for this purpose.
While they are still very warm and oily, sprinkle them with sea salt and cayenne pepper, and shake them up so that they all get coated.
Store them in sterile or very clean glass jars with tight-fitting lids.
Optional pop a stick of cinnamon or a few whole cloves in each jar.
Optional fool your family and/or guests by putting them in an empty Planters (or other brand) peanuts jar that is labelled Honey-roasted and then watch their faces as they munch on something that tastes nothing like what they expected!
Serve with cocktails or ice-cold beer.